"Trick" the soul ,steal the "treat "and you get "fuck them all."

So , Halloween … The day you can wear whatever you want to heart’s content without being stereotyped , criticised , ridiculed or bullied. Some see it as a way of expressing their true nature, like any other parade on the calendar. Some see it as an excuse to run naked through the woods and sing/shout enchanted words that might be considered as spells of some kind. And some see all saint’s eve as a day to pray for the unresting souls that have yet to meet their creator. I , Valter , see this day as mayhaps one of the most annoying days since the creation of time as we know it. Yes , i might admit that dressing up , wearing a mask , impersonating a persona other than your own, consuming more than 10 g of sugar, and knock on a stranger’s door begging for something edible can be fun , but now…isn’t that what 70% of us do for the other 364 days of the year? No , i am not a joy killer , i am just very skeptical about everything. Saying all this makes me an hypocrite , because i go to every gay pride out there , and many other events that revolve around something we humans feel so strongly about. But halloween can get on my nerves at times. Say for example , i decided to stay indoors today trying to avoid innumerous things including my friends, and my door got more concurrence from radomers than a harlot does from horny psychos. Hey , all asked for was just another day to myself with my books and my art work , but no , instead i got 2 days of trick or treating and fuck all. On the bright side , i spent a whole day baking cupcakes because unfortunately “sweets” are non-existent in this household and i had to give them something otherwise my front door would suffer minor injuries. This day is about to get more exciting than ever , as i am going to a party where horny teenagers will use halloween as just another excuse to get laid , wish me luck and until then Arrivederci! Remember , the trick is to find a suitable treat.